omgbunnyrabbits:

Pretty bunny playing with flower petals.

owlmylove:

shslequius:

"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

what have you done

(Source: clgdoublelifts)

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

Is that a pick up line or sex talk, I just can’t decide.

(Source: zephye)

potatofreek:

penis-hilton:


hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom


maybe they are each other’s moms

Maybe that’s just their name.
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